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well, that was a bunch of silliness. the thing is, i have found these sections of text from websites which seem to be computer-generated nonsense. i assume that it is to snag unsuspecting search engines. if you search for something on google, for example, go to the fifth, or tenth if you really want to skip a bit, and select a link. after following a few from the google search page, you will find a page with this gibberish on it. i like to think of it as the backstage web. i also feel that it is a precursor to artificial life. so, i'll post some of the more interesting of these here as a catalog of weird ai dreams.